This weekend the cast of The Orlando Show got together to record a "reunion" podcast and talk about what we created. Ryan Cipriani, who played TNT on the show, sent me this email the next day. After crying like a big softie while reading it, I asked his permission to post it online. Below is something that ANYONE who ever calls friends together to do something creative always hopes to hear but rarely, if ever, does. If you played any part in bringing this show to life you better keep the tissues close by.
- @CommanderAnders
Jason,
It's a little after 2 in the morning and I just finished
listening to the podcast on YouTube... I was moved. I had forgotten how
much fun and how much insane creative energy came out of that group of
people and what an incredible blast we had just being young, idealistic,
underpaid, over motivated and ultimately monumentally stupid bunch of
wannabes who were armed with nothing more than what started as a simple
vision and a low budget video camera. I did, and still truly do believe
in what we created and accomplished together, and a part of me will
always regret never seeing the show arc past what it did. Since I could
not stay to give my final thoughts and offer an ending, here is how I
think I figured we might always go out when the inevitable funeral bell
rang and we all felt it was time to grow up and move on. God forbid we
ever loose our inner Orlando Show characters and feel this was a
complete waste of time, but just to tie it up, this is what I had
thought would make a suitable conclusion.
Orlando Show episode 4.1: The Christmas Special
We covered every
major event and holiday in and around Orlando except for my favorite,
Christmas. Given the scope of everything that happened to us on the
show and between us outside, it only seems relevant that it would be a
spoof on "It's a Wonderful Life." The episode would begin much as we
left off, with Rob and Jason filming a dull, lackluster, worn out
coverage of Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party. Neither of their
hearts are in it anymore. Budget cutbacks, war threats and inconsistent
cast members have stolen the breath out of The Orlando Show. In his
most desperate hour, Jason deletes all the raw footage of the show and
wipes it from existence. He's then visited by an appropriately
ridiculous angel who shows him the fate of the characters had the show
never existed.
Rob and Jason working creative-less, corporate desk
jobs. Superface closing his P.I. business and selling weight loss pills
as a telemarketer. Bonnie migrating south with a family of ducks. TNT
hocks his guitar to pay for a sweater vest and a poodle. Andrea and
King Tall separate and alone because they never get over their mutual
hatred for Orlando. The President becoming the chairman of a hair loss
committee support group. The Canadian General a spokesperson for AA.
It's in these bleak moments that Jason realizes The Orlando Show had
transcended its original purpose of bringing Orlando to the rest of the
world, and had in fact altered the course of fate for those involved and
setting them on the paths of the rest of their lives.
With the magic
of the angel, Jason and Rob rewrite history to undo the destruction of
the show and in a grand reunion, the cast meets out on their most used
and favorite set, New York Street at the Disney Hollywood Studios for
the Spectacle of Dancing Lights. TNT is finally unmasked, removing his
sunglasses in sheer awe of the twinkling Christmas lights. Peace is
finally declared between Canada and Orlando. The camera pulls back on
the cast gazing out at the lights with "Fairytale of New York" playing
in the background. After a fade to black, there's a final curtain call
scored by "It's Your Thing" with an "Animal House-style/ where-are-they-now?"
segment based on our own real lives. Rob is happily married and working as a
piano player. Jason is planning on moving to Los Angeles to continue
his career in television and film. Andrea and King Tall are living
happily ever after. TNT is working towards becoming a legendary
musician. Even the Canadian General has found someone who can put up
with his maniacal ways and has settled down.
The point being, The Orlando Show is and always will be more than
just a ridiculous manifestation of a show about a show. It was the
stroke of destiny that brought us all together in the first place, and
for one bright, shining moment gave us something to hope for and look
forward to when we were all little more than a group of confused, on our
own twenty-somethings from every corner of the country with no one else but
ourselves to turn to. Truly this might be the defining moment of my
transition years: that period between first cutting out into the world,
and the moment of finally finding a place in it.
Perhaps not all of us
have quite found our way yet, but the Northern Star we can always look
back on and say "This is where it all began..." no matter where we
inevitably end up in our lives, has to be those iconic moments we first
stepped onto the digital screen. This is a project I will forever be
proud to be associated with. It never will again be what it first was,
because we never will again be the people we first were when it was
created. But as we grow and change, The Orlando Show will grow with us
and in our own ways we all go on to carry the legacy of our characters
to new heights.
Despite the fact the net result of all our filming was basically
nothing, I think the gross result of the memories we created outweighs
this. The Orlando Show was our adult yearbook moment, that one thing
we can point to, laugh at, and go "Do you remember when?" Epic failure?
Certainly not. Great success? Not a chance. Somewhere in between, well
hey, that's where the truth always is.
It's your thing. Do what you want to do.
-TNT
Wow, this is the most beautiful thing ever written
ReplyDeleteI spoke to Ryan last night about this. I cannot begin to express the gratitude that I have for being a part of this journey with all of you half as eloquently as he has here. This is perfect.
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